I feel how Mark Ruffalo looks
My academic career
Holy shit that’s me.
I even have that dress
I think it’s gotten to the point where the Oxford dictionary is like, a drunk guy slurring his words going “I’m down with anything guys”
It’s 22nd December.
It’s official. The world has been picked up for another season.
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.
"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…
Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.
"…what’s troubling you, kid?"
when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up
I wanna go to get wings and see jazz tonight, but trying to organise friends is like trying to herd sheep.
Actually that analogy is more accurate than you think because if I got a sheep dog, you know for sure I’d be able to gather them a lot easier